Tag: Diary of a dad

  • Translation

    When a two year old crawls into bed and says she wants to sleep more with Mummy and Daddy, what she means is she wants to wait until you’ve dozed off again so it’s double the fun prodding and poking you in the eye.

  • Half an hour well spent

    Finally got round to puttinng together the second hand trampoline Tamsin bought a year ago. Half an hour ago, this was a pile of screws, poles and bungee cord. And no instructions.

  • Fear of the dark

    It would appear that the little one has finally developed a fear of the dark. This is unfortunate. Since she was six months old she’s slept through the night with the door closed and without the need for a night light. The last few days, she’s lept out of bed as soon as we’ve gone…